OFFICIAL NOTICE • PUBLIC ACCESS AUTHORIZED
The Department of Frivolous Affairs
Taking Frivolity Seriously.
D.F.A. / PUBLIC NOTICE NO. 001
Your Presence Has Been Requested.
For purposes of creativity, camaraderie, and general nonsense.
Welcome to the Department of Frivolous Affairs, an entirely unofficial agency specializing in public craft workshops, private creative parties, and organized frivolity in Lexington, North Carolina, and surrounding communities.
No experience or government clearance required.
DEPARTMENT DIRECTORY • DIVISION 02
Choose Your Incident.
All creative activities must be properly classified. Please select your preferred form of frivolity.
FILE NO. 001 / PUBLIC
Public Incidents
Join a scheduled craft workshop, meet fellow creative accomplices, and leave with something handmade.
No experience necessary. Just bring yourself and a willingness to participate in organized nonsense.
FILE NO. 002 / PRIVATE
Private Incidents
Have an occasion that requires official intervention?
Gather your favorite accomplices for a birthday, girls’ night, team event, or celebration of absolutely no particular importance.
The Department brings the creative experience to your chosen location.
DEPARTMENT RECORDS / FILE 003
The Incident Docket
Officially sanctioned opportunities for creative misconduct. Browse upcoming workshops, choose your preferred incident, and reserve your seat at the table.
9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
Crazy DJ Experience Santa Cruz
JW Marriott, Sector 35
$25.00
9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
Cute Girls Rock Band Performance
Club XYZ, Sector 17
$20.00
9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
Free Food Distribution in Mumbai
Food Corp. Mumbai, Ft. Line
No Cost